Hey - Don’t-cha Know? 

Hey - Don’t-cha Know? 

Contributed by D. Hedden


Every New Year, I re-start my diet 
again and again and again I try it 
I know, I know, I should lose this weight 
so I’m hoping it’s not considered too late 

Cause I do declare that I really do care  
(it’s hard finding new stuff that’s cool to wear 
when I’m an extra-extra-large – that’s an XXL 
and I don’t even fit in my old clothes as well!)  

Yeah, I know I could be more of a fighter 
if I weighed in at least 50 pounds lighter 
but then – don’t-cha know? - I forget what I weigh  
when I’m stuffing my face at my favorite buffet  

        . . .where there’s apple pie!  

There I don’t ask myself what, when, or why 
cause I’m super happy whenever I’m eating  
and I’ve never thought that that was cheating 

But now it’s time to eat right with caution 
eat less, less often, and eat smaller portions 
although I won’t be trying to get a miracle 
I’ll pledge to give up midnight bowls of cereal  

But I hate diet foods that are usually so yukky 
so what else can I eat?  Oh, I know! – I’m lucky 
cause I have found one solution to all my confusion…  

            . . .it’s dessert!  yummy, yummy! 

Yeah, it increases my tummy - that’s true
but I love, Love, LOVE it ! 
and, hey, don’t-cha know? 
Tiramisu is so easy to chew!  

But no, no, no! – I know that won’t do 
to my dieting pledge I’ll be right and be true 
cause I really
do care about staying on my diet 
so each day I’ll do more than just talk about trying it 

I’ll cut out the sugar, cut down on the carbs  
stick to my goals, not let down my guards 
I’ll eat right, less often and really eat less 
cause, hey, don’t-cha know? 
The year ‘25 is
my year for success!