Contributed by Gene Kelly
Global conspiracies are the most difficult to solve. Perpetrators have maximum camouflage within a multitude of nations for hiding their identities. But there are abundant resources that prepare tenacious detectives in their search for truth.
When they are juveniles, they can read “Hardy Boys” and “Nancy Drew” mysteries. Then, they can move on to “Crime and Punishment”, “Sherlock Holmes” and “Les Miserable”. Watching film noir gangster flicks with notables like Humphrey Bogart and Edward G. Robinson, aids in recognizing personality clues. Some sleuths actually accumulate hands-on, face-to-face experience, from interacting with hardened criminals. So, understanding criminal psychology can be accumulated from a variety of sources.
So, it is that a hodgepodge of preparation unmasked a major present day, global conspirator’s decades-long deep cover as an espionage agent. A femme fatale has been brought out of deliberate darkness, into illuminated scrutiny. The historically unprecedented hacking of the American Democrat Party’s email, John Podesta’s password, “password”, and the coordination of alt-left, definition dictating divinely inspired Brian Williams true news has a common source, in one character. The deep cover of an experienced espionage agent has been stripped away. It is none other than Natasha from the past duo of Boris and Natasha.
Natasha has been so successful in her scheming because her erstwhile opponents, Rocky the Flying Squirrel and Bullwinkle the Moose quit their action hero act and retired. Guns, model trains and literature theory now absorb their time and attention. So, Natasha has run amok.
Preoccupied Boris had no part in Natasha’s schemes. The Soviet Union’s vast Left-wing conspiracy crash made Boris realize his past failings. He’s gone venture capitalist, invested in fracking and locked in heating oil futures at rock bottom prices. The tsunami of lovable, sustainable oil flooded the Don Quixote solar, windmill Malthusian media electricity delusions. Boris is becoming wealthy by believing in climate change, catering to cool, hip, privileged white snowflakes. He may also invest in bankrupted coal companies, again due to subterranean prices for renewable carbon. Boris investing in sustainable, cuddly warm carbon helped him finance wardrobe diversity, expanding his persona beyond his trademark trench coat and fedora.
Now for a return to adorable Natasha. The motive for her pernicious deeds is the jealousy engendered by Hillary Clinton’s reset button approach to American relations with Russia. If Hillary proved to be successful, Natasha’s career in espionage would end, or at least be drastically reduced. So, Natasha was motivated to collapse Hillary’s global initiative goals. In that pursuit she has been successful. Analysis of her alt-left motives was her undoing, exposing her identity. She didn’t listen to industrial capitalist, Boris, or Pepe, the French bullfrog.
If Natasha stays home and starts a cookie baking business, she won’t be extradited. Her fate in that regard is similar to that of embassy occupier, Julian Assange. Perhaps, she will take up writing scripts for seditious Mad Magazine’s “Spy vs. Spy”, and thereby along with Hillary, make a gender diversity contribution to the sobering study of criminology. Move over bad boy, Boris.
